Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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