were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
