who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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