I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
they need to just BURY HIM!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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