Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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