Do you still have your period?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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