Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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