Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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