Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do plants get herpes?
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