I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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