dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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