She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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