i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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