Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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