If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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