I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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