Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I love you.
Bad choice
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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