well I can't set my house on fire every night
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
