you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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