I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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