So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
