he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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