That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
They took my balls.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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