Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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