u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
