Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think people are normalizing furries
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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