I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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