Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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