: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize