at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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