Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Less talking, more tequila
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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