What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
