Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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