I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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