think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
