i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
