I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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