How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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