I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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