So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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