yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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