Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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