i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Green mimosas i think yes
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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