People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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