its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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