It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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