white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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