what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize