My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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