why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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