hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Verdict: uncircumcised.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
