windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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