ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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