"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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