what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Say something about gay babies.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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