they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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