how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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