Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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