you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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