yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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