if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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