They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I think i got beer on your cat.
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